Posted 7 hours ago
I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’re wonderful. I want to be with you. I don’t want to be with you. I would never date you. I hate you. I love you…..I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?
Shannon Alder
Posted 2 days ago
What if one happens to be possessed of a heart that can’t be trusted—? What if the heart, for its own unfathomable reasons, leads one willfully and in a cloud of unspeakable radiance away from health, domesticity, civic responsibility and strong social connections and all the blandly-held common virtues and instead straight towards a beautiful flare of ruin, self-immolation, disaster?
Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch
Posted 4 days ago


“I have sometimes thought—that under the affectation of independent views you are as enslaved to the social code as any woman I know!”
― Thomas Hardy,
Jude the Obscure

Posted 6 days ago

50 Characteristics of Healthy Relationships

Posted 1 week ago

What ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind’ Taught Me About Love

1. Having things in common has little or nothing to do with love.

2. You can’t force a connection.

3. We can’t choose who we love.

4. The good AND the bad are essential for growth.

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

If Disney Princes Were Real

Posted 2 weeks ago

Thoughts Going Through Your Head While Giving A Blow Job…

You want a blow job. Message received. No need to push me. Now you get two more minutes of TORTURE via makeout. Okay, jay-kay, I’m going…reluctantly.

No, it’s cool. I didn’t really want to have an orgasm tonight anyway.

Focus. You’re a champion. You can do this. Breathe through your nose.

How does one look sexy while putting a weird foreign object into one’s mouth?

Seriously FOCUS. There is a task at hand, here…at mouth. I’m too funny for blow jobs. Got better things to be doing with my mouth.

Who invented the blow job anyway? What a weird thing to do. Here’s this external organ that releases urine and potential future children. Put it in your mouth.

How long have I been doing this? It’s like time moves more slowly down here.

HAND OFF MY HEAD! You really don’t want to piss off the person whose teeth are in a close proximity to your penis, asshole.

My jaw hurts.

This is the only time I’ve ever wished his penis was smaller.

*Fifteen second hand job interlude.*

Did I put my laundry in the dryer?

If you don’t remove your hand from my head, I will bite your dick clean off.

Can’t. Breathe.

Is that an indication that I’m bad at this? Shit. He doesn’t like it. I give the worst head in the world. If you don’t like it, I PROMISE it would have been fine to just have sex with me.

Is he looking at me? Should I wave? No, don’t wave. Stop looking at me. I don’t work well under pressure.

You know what’s fun, and not at all unnecessary and disgusting? Pre-cum.

I’m so bored. I’ve been at this for like ten years, and there’s not much to look at besides a pelvis being thrusted toward my face. #TheViewFromHere

Hahahaha! Look at his toes curl! I am a GODDESS!

That’s right, buddy. I own you right now.

No warning?!?!?!?!?! What are you some kind of stone age savage???

Posted 2 weeks ago

What Women Think About Sex vs. The Reality

Posted 2 weeks ago

3rd Date vs. 30th Date

We all know this well…