1. Having things in common has little or nothing to do with love.
2. You can’t force a connection.
3. We can’t choose who we love.
4. The good AND the bad are essential for growth.
Thoughts Going Through Your Head While Giving A Blow Job…
You want a blow job. Message received. No need to push me. Now you get two more minutes of TORTURE via makeout. Okay, jay-kay, I’m going…reluctantly.
No, it’s cool. I didn’t really want to have an orgasm tonight anyway.
Focus. You’re a champion. You can do this. Breathe through your nose.
How does one look sexy while putting a weird foreign object into one’s mouth?
Seriously FOCUS. There is a task at hand, here…at mouth. I’m too funny for blow jobs. Got better things to be doing with my mouth.
Who invented the blow job anyway? What a weird thing to do. Here’s this external organ that releases urine and potential future children. Put it in your mouth.
How long have I been doing this? It’s like time moves more slowly down here.
HAND OFF MY HEAD! You really don’t want to piss off the person whose teeth are in a close proximity to your penis, asshole.
My jaw hurts.
This is the only time I’ve ever wished his penis was smaller.
*Fifteen second hand job interlude.*
Did I put my laundry in the dryer?
If you don’t remove your hand from my head, I will bite your dick clean off.
Is that an indication that I’m bad at this? Shit. He doesn’t like it. I give the worst head in the world. If you don’t like it, I PROMISE it would have been fine to just have sex with me.
Is he looking at me? Should I wave? No, don’t wave. Stop looking at me. I don’t work well under pressure.
You know what’s fun, and not at all unnecessary and disgusting? Pre-cum.
I’m so bored. I’ve been at this for like ten years, and there’s not much to look at besides a pelvis being thrusted toward my face. #TheViewFromHere
Hahahaha! Look at his toes curl! I am a GODDESS!
That’s right, buddy. I own you right now.
No warning?!?!?!?!?! What are you some kind of stone age savage???